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Friday Mar 30, 2007 11:33:00 AM

I tell Ellie Calico this story (Flopmop4 on Petsplaces.com), and she think it funny story, so I will tell you and expand a bit on it. This what happened when I came to my new home.

I was living with Loreta-Bean, who could not keep me anymore. So just before Turkey Dinner Holiday, she bring me to a new human who is to take care of me. This is why we celebrate my birthday on November 27th, because that is when I came to live with this new Bean.

Loreta-Bean bring me to her apartment and tell her I did not like going outside. I don't know where she got that idea from, because I always try to go outside! I lived outside and while I prefer nice warm house with a full plate of food to live in , I know how to live outside. And I like to go out and enjoy the sunshine, sharpen my claws on trees and make sure my terriorty is properly marked and patroled. How else to keep rodents in line if I do not police them?

But Loreta-Bean call me escape artist because I always sneak out of the apartment and adds that I would not come when called. Well, yeah, if you are going to trap me inside all the time, why would I come? Of course I am going to try to enjoy my freedom while I have it!

So this was what the big fight was over with this new human, and why I piss on her bed, because I want to go out and she wouldn't let me.

So we go through period where I sneak out and new human trick me into being caught. Food...feather sparkler...well, you get idea. But Diamond is not a stupid Cat. You do it once, maybe twice and I pick up on it and it doesn't work anymore. So...

One day I get out and she could not Catch me and had to go to work, leaving me outside. She probably worry herself sick all day about that, but I was good Cat and was waiting at the door when she come home. So then she figure, maybe I was not the moron Cat Loreta-Bean made me out to be. So eventually, but not every day, I was allowed to go outside when I wanted. So we didn't fight anymore and I didn't piss on the bed anymore.

I feel it prudent though not to let new human get too comfortable with situation. So I try going up on roof and pretending I couldn't get down a few times. Evidently, she is not overly stupid either, and knew I was trying to scam her and and wouldn't fall for it.

So no big production, no ladders and firetrucks and "here's some special tuna food kitty". She leave me up on roof once all night while I cry piteously. How hard hearted can you get? I down waiting at the door at daybreak through, because I want breakfast, especially after missing dinner.

Anyway, now I am allowed to go out and come in. I go by door and rattle the blinds when I want out, and I sit by door and meow to come in. If she is slow to come when I call, I will bang on the door.

When I out and she wants me in, sometimes I come when called, usually if I'm done with whatever needed doing outside. Sometimes I come when called if food is offered, if that is better than rolling in dirt or stalking bird. Sometimes I spend whole night outside to get in touch with my inner-panther.

I do not go in street or around cars. If something dangerous comes that I cannot handle I will go on roof or hide on porch. I hide good. Or I go hide in tree. I can go see people when they come by and get pets, or I can chase birds and ratties and lizards while I am out. I like to go down in the storm pipe because ratties hang out there. I like to go to neighbor's yard. I sit in window and tell neighbor's inside Cats all about outside and what they are missing.

The weather is nice now. I do not like being outside when it rains, so if I know it going to rain, I stay inside.

Today I go outside when Bean wake up to let me out. It still dark out then. I check things out, then meow to come back in and get treats and Catnips from Bean before she goes to work.

Now I write blog, and then I take Catnap then maybe have some lunch. If Bean had little tent overnighted, I could hide in little tent, but no, she have it shipped ground. I will never get to hide in little tent it will take so long to get here!

I think I find some new Cats on Petster, but I already ask to be friends with them, they just never online.

I think that all for today furrriends. Have a nice weekend, if I do not meow at you before that.

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